Let me tell you about my hidden talent.
I am a great restaurant picker.
Maybe it's not such a talent after all. And maybe no one else feels I have this gift. But I certainly feel that I do.
It took me two and a half years of living in Auburn, but I finally branched out to nearby Opelika for restaurants after being a regular at all of the Auburn ones.
Pause. If you haven't wandered around downtown Opelika, it's an absolute must. Adorable. I go to church down there and knew it was precious, but the entire downtown district is to die for. Resume.
So on our first night back after break, I had a hankering for pizza and had my heart set on going to Opelika. Enter
Ma Fia's, also known as the best decision we made all day. My friend Hillary and I popped in there on Friday and we left as changed women.
A general outline of the evening, as follows:
1. We circle the parking lot about 6 times trying to get a close spot, then decide to park like 30 yards away. Struggles. We are such divas.
2. We walk in and find out a girl in our pledge class is one of the hostesses there. I'd just like to take this opportunity to go ahead and bless her heart.
3. We find out that at 7pm on a Friday night there will be an hour and a half wait for a table.
4. Our sweet friend tells us she can seat us in an hour and she'll give us a call when our table is ready. She assures us it will be worth the wait.
5. We bless her heart and decide to go to Target to kill time.
6. Our precious friend calls us after we've been gone approximately 30 minutes telling us our table is ready. We feel cool already being treated like regulars here.
7. We abandon our hand baskets in Target and book it to the restaurant.
8. We walk in, and sit down at a table by the bar--perfect for people watching.
9. About this point we notice that we are the youngest people there in a rather trendy crowd, by Auburn standards at least. Typical.
10. We peruse the menu and after much deliberation decide on each building our own personal pizza, a decision we do not regret.
11. We have excellent service. I drink a lot of water, but the waitress kept my glass full even though she probably had a ton of other tables to keep up with.
12. We see a lady with a sweatshirt on that says "Pets Leave Pawprints On Our Hearts." That's not important, just really funny.
13. Pizzas arrive. Holy. Smokes. Mine had cheese, dried basil, chicken, caramelized onions, and prosciutto ham. It was fantastic. Perfect size, perfect taste, perfect texture, perfect ratio of toppings. I can't even deal.
14. We bask in the pure ecstasy that our pizzas brought to our tummies.
15. We go for dessert, also known as the second best decision we made all day.
16. This arrives.

Party in my tummy. These italian doughnuts were like a beignet, but a little chewier. The man who brought out this dish forget to bring us some extra forks, so I swiped some baby ones from the bar that I'm pretty sure were just for the bartender to use to fish out garnishes for cocktails. You know what, desperate times call for desperate measures. And once he saw why I was so needy for eating utensils, I think he understood.
17. We pay a perfectly reasonable price for such a wonderful meal and leave feeling extremely satisfied and marveling at how wonderful our lives really are, even if we act like old ladies.
I think it's safe to say we can whole-heartedly recommend Ma Fia's since we're already looking forward to the next time we go back, which, if we're being honest, will be this week.